Thursday, March 28, 2013

Really BIG Dogs...‏




Leave a message on bread‏

當妳早上為心愛的人製作早餐時,他看見烤包上面有妳情深款款的俏皮話 .......... 就已經飽一半啦!

在麵包上留言

這款烤麵包機在頂部設計了一個留言板,你可以將留言寫在上面。

但這並不是它的最終目的。  

這款概念產品可以將你寫在留言板上的文字直接「烤」到麵包上。

當你取出烤好的麵包時,上面就會留下相同的留言,這樣的話,留言被記住的幾率應該就會大大增強了,而且也能讓烤麵包這樣平凡的事情變得充滿樂趣。


Picture Perfect Stories...see all the way!‏





Have you ever been this tired?‏

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED?




'And the best comes last . . . '

Superb English-Just for laughs‏

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1to 10, he did it again from 10back to 1.This is what
he came up with.....
1 day I go 2climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and
threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took

原來蚊子是這樣飛上來的

終於知道了 ..........
一個多個月前我們在B 棟一樓的走廊上
意外的發現有善心人事用飲料杯子蓋住了排水孔
頓時B 棟一樓的蚊子少了許多 ....
我們赫然發現蚊子是從排水孔飛出來的
而那時那個排水孔的杯子裡面 已經被蚊子佔滿了 ...
雖然一樓的寢室陽台都有裝紗窗
但是寢室陽台的蚊子還是很多
所以我們推斷 蚊子應該也是從排水孔飛出來的 ...
當下 就拿了幾個杯子蓋住了陽台的排水孔....
從此 寢室過著蚊子少少的日子 .....
一個月後...
有天 當某位室友在晾衣服時
不經意彎下頭去看杯子的時候
發現蚊子居然滿出來了.....

Mathematics‏


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance


Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Transformer from Malaysia

Introduce to you all the transformers from Proton & Perodua:


Proton - Perdana Autobot


Proton - Waja Autobot


Proton - Savvy Autobot

堅持新輪胎一定要裝在後輪

Friday, March 22, 2013

令人毛骨悚然的北韓小女孩舞蹈

一直封閉的北韓充滿神秘感,而最近大陸網上流傳北韓兒童跳舞的影片,一位表情誇張的小­女孩頭頂瓷器,還能像陀螺般高速旋轉,讓許多網友都「看呆了」,也直呼:「開掛的朝鮮­(北韓)舞蹈惹不起啊!」

 這段影片在微博瘋傳,小女孩出場時表情誇張,但表演的舞蹈不算特別;只是越到後面,她­表演越精彩,手捧一個瓷器,將它頂在頭上,然後拼命高速旋轉,越轉越快,讓人看不清楚­她的臉。 「逆天啦!」、「太尼瑪兇殘了!」......

不少網友看了影片都忍不住驚嘆。也有人­笑稱:「開掛的朝鮮舞蹈惹不起啊!」還有人則認真評論,小女孩在舞蹈技巧上水準很高,­但也沒必要這樣玩命旋轉。

事實上,一直封閉的北韓充滿神秘感,因此網上只要曝光有關影片,都會引起不少討論。而­先前也有類似的表演影片,只見5名北韓小朋友上節目彈吉他,賣力點頭、微笑,但因為表­情太僵硬,被網友形容「好像是裝了電池的遙控機器人」。

註:開掛,原意是指開外掛,指某些人利用電腦技術專門針對電腦遊戲進行一些修改後,達­到充分有利於自己玩遊戲的作弊程式。現為一網路流行用語,多應用於一個人獲得驚人成績­時,由於不可思議而讓人以為是通過作弊獲得的,含有無厘頭意味。

铲车疯狂特技

给120多头猎犬喂食

袋鼠拿布娃娃练拳击

Hand catch big fish

这不是一般技术就能下来的